One of the announcements from the pilot during his welcome message:
"World Airlines is pleased to have hired some of the best flight attendants in the industry.
Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
During the final approach of San Jose airport, the captain really has to fight it on a very windy and bumpy day.
After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant says:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to San Jose. Please remain seated with your seat belts securely fastened while the captain taxis what is left of our airplane to the gate.”