Signs of a no frills airline

no frillsSigns you have chosen a no frills airline:

You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

No movie. Do not need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he is demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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