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OH, MY GOD!

Shortly after takeoff the captain made an announcement over the intercom:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax...OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap....
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What is better for me: KLM or Lufthansa?

Due to a job change I will have to travel a lot by air in the near future. I am planning to enroll in a frequent flyer program to earn miles for upgrades. I live in the Netherlands and I can choose between Lufthansa and KLM. Which program is the best given my goal to upgrade my tickets? Ben Koning   Airline Passenger Guru’s answer: Ben, it is wise to ask this question before enrolling in any program. Flying Blue is Air France/KLM’s frequent flyer program, while Miles & More is Luftansa’s program. On KLM you cannot...
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Hard landing

During the final approach of San Jose airport, the captain really has to fight it on a very windy and bumpy day.

After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant says:

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to San Jose. Please remain seated with your seat belts securely fastened while the captain taxis what is left of our airplane to the gate.”

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