After returning from a trip overseas, my luggage doesn’t show up in the airport baggage area. Being a frequent flyer I know the drill and go to the lost luggage office.
I tell the woman there that my bag hasn't shown up on the carousel. She smiles and tells me not to worry because they are trained professionals and that I am in good hands.
"Now," she asks, "has your plane arrived yet?"
On a recent flight from New York to Seattle an elderly lady stands up and shouts: "Is there a doctor here?
A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: "I am. What's the problem?"
She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter?"
Tags: humor, lost luggage, doctor on board