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Your plane goes very fast

A travel agent in Washington, DC, tells about three of his experiences with politicians among his customers:

1. A US Senator asks a question about the documents he needs in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, the agent reminds him that he needs a visa. "I have been to China several times and I never had to have one of those," responded the Senator.

The agent double checks and tells him his stay requires a visa. The Senator replies: "Look, I have been to China four times and every time they have accepted my...

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How draconic can security measures be?

The panic in the USA has given rise to erratic and in some respects draconic security measures. A funny Canadian video shows that even more draconic security measures could be possible. Presumably, panicking US officials may not be amused by the video. Hopefully, however, it will not inspire them to implement this kind of measures....
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Drunk steals plane at airshow

Kyle Franklin is a pilot with the skill to appear to fly very badly, but he has got incredible control. Watch this video.

Franklin is married to Amanda Younkin, who manages Franklin’s Flying Circus and Younkin Airshows. Kyle is the pilot, although Amanda can fly as well.

Their website features a dozen clips of the circus in action at Franklin’s Flying Circus Video Page. The videos are amazing. Enjoy watching them.

Flying Circus...
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Photographers take pictures

A photographer for a magazine has an assignment to take pictures of a great forest fire. He has been advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

The photographer arrives at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Indeed, a small Cessna airplane is waiting. He jumps in with his equipment and shouts: "Let's go!"

The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swings the plane into the wind and soon they are in the air, though flying erratically.

"Fly over...

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$10 is $10

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha went every year to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said: "You know, Martha, I would like to get a ride in that airplane." And every year, Martha would say: "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs $10 and $10 is $10."

One year Stumpy says: "Martha, I am 71 years old, and if I do not go this time I may never go." Martha replies: "Stumpy, that airplane ride is $10 and $10 is $10."

The pilot overhears them and says: "Folks, I will make you a deal....

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The world’s smartest politician

An airplane was making a flight from New York City to Washington, DC. The people on board were the pilot, a politician, a Boy Scout, and a priest. Suddenly, the engine stalled.

The pilot said: “There are only three parachutes on board. I have got a family down there. I need to take care of them." He grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The politician said: “I am the world's smartest politician. There is an election coming up. I need to win it to lead the country into a better future." He grabbed a parachute and jumped out,...

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