After a long day of meetings they are shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel are broken. They will have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Bill says: “Let us break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I will tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.”
An inexperienced and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool when he contacted traffic control on the aviation frequencies.
It was dark and this was his first time approaching the small airfield during the nighttime.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"
An irate female ground controller lashes out at the BA crew, screaming: "BA 904, where the hell are you going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it is
She continues by shouting: "You...
More experiences of a travel agent in Washington, DC, with politicians among his customers:
1. A New Hampshire congresswoman, who wants to go to Cape Town, calls him. The agent tells her about the length of the flight and the passport information, but she interrupts him with: "Sorry, but Massachusetts is not that far and I do not need a passport." If he asks whether she wants to go to Cape Cod rather than Cape Town, she hangs up.