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Category Archives: Humor

Ideas for even more fees

Ryanair is not only famous for its wide variety of fees that may add up to more than the base fare, but also for its innovative ideas. And, of course, for its CEO Michael O'Leary, who considers his customers stupid as you can read here. Although never implemented, Ryanair's innovative ideas include increasing revenue by offering standing room - as opposed to seats - and introducing fees for using the lavatories in the plane. However, there are a lot more possibilities to squeeze more money out  of passengers' pockets as the funny parody...
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Studying for the pilot license

When a flight attendant leaves the flight deck, a lady sitting first class catches a glimpse through the cockpit door. She is incredulous to see that the pilot is reading. Very concerned she asks the flight attendant: “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “ The woman faints when the flight attendant says: "Oh well, he is just studying for his pilot license."...
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The saddest story

Bill, Jim, and Scott are at a convention together and are sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings they are shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel are broken. They will have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill says: “Let us break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I will tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.”
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Guess who?

An inexperienced and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool when he contacted traffic control on the aviation frequencies.

It was dark and this was his first time approaching the small airfield during the nighttime.

Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"

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Wasn’t I married to you?

While taxiing at London Heathrow, British Airways (BA) 904 makes a wrong turn and comes nose to nose with a Lufthansa aircraft.

An irate female ground controller lashes out at the BA crew, screaming: "BA 904, where the hell are you going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it is 

difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

She continues by shouting: "You...

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Political geography

More experiences of a travel agent in Washington, DC, with politicians among his customers:

1. A New Hampshire congresswoman, who wants to go to Cape Town, calls him. The agent tells her about the length of the flight and the passport information, but she interrupts him with: "Sorry, but Massachusetts is not that far and I do not need a passport." If he asks whether she wants to go to Cape Cod rather than Cape Town, she hangs up.

2. A Vermont Congressman calls to complain that he has...
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