Category Archives: Humor

There are 193 passengers on board an intercontinental flight. However, only 70 meals have been loaded onto the aircraft. Obviously, the airline has messed up and the cabin crew is facing a problem. After some discussion one of the flight attendants has an idea. About 1 hour into the flight she nervously announces: "I do not know how this happened, but we have 193 passengers and only 70 meals on board". Small wonder that the announcement causes some uproar in the plane. When the passengers stop muttering and calm down the flight attendant continues. "Perhaps...

Signs you have chosen a no frills airline: You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. The captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking. The captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway. You ask the captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once." No movie. Do not need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes. You see a...

Pilot: “Have you ever flown in a small plane before?” Passenger: “No, I have not.” Pilot: “Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping.” Pilot (after the plane landed): “Did the gum help?” Passenger: “Yes. It worked fine. The only trouble is I cannot get the gum out of my ears.”...